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Turns out these random “salmon” IMs are a bot, picking two people who have recently updated their LJ / Deviant Art / Xanga / Whatever and connecting them by IM. Neither one of them knows who the other is and ends up being totaly confused.
I was getting seriously annoyed at this person, but turns out it’s someone different each time and has no more clue about it than I did.