Jul 30 2007
Immature People, Part Duex
Someone needs to do more research before they try to pull their next phone scam.
- The “INS” (presumably he was referring to the Immigration and Naturalization Service of the Department of Justice) hasn’t existed in over 4 years. The enforcement portion of the former INS was transferred to the new Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) branch of the Department of Homeland Security.
- Government agencies do not call people at one o’clock in the morning to ask about reports of illegal aliens. The “We just received this information and we’re a 24-hour agency” response when questioned about why they are calling me at that hour doesn’t cut it.
- Government agents identify themselves by more than just the name of their agency. This caller never offered his own name.
- Government agents will give the full name of their agency, not the initials (”Hi, this is Agent Jones of US Immigration and Customs Enforcement.” not “This is the INS calling.”
- Government agents will confirm more than just your first name when they call you. All he confirmed was that I was “Andrew”. He never asked for or offered my last name.
- Law enforcement agencies don’t call to give you a heads up that they suspect illegal activities in your home, giving you a chance to get rid of the evidence.
- When asked questions like “Who are you really?” and “Why are you calling at 1AM?” and so on, government agents have immediate answers, they don’t stumble for an answer as if they weren’t expecting anyone to actually question them.