Mar 31 2005
Just for fun
OK, just for the heck of it, name the person who said it, on what show / movie:
- “I’ve eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish.”
- “There’s no such thing as hooker-client confidentiality.”
- “I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”
- “I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I’m interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She’s a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff ${name} insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here’s one that’s really important because we’ve got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you?”
- A: “OK guys, the party’s over.”
B: “Was the music too loud?”
A: “No, the furniture is too on fire.” - “Could you please remove any metallic items you may be carrying, keys, loose change…
- “You know, people think kids don’t listen to their parents, but they do. And if you tell them they are nothing, they think they are nothing.”
- “I told you, I’m a pro. I get hit in the head all the time.”
- “You have a problem with authority. You believe you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously, you are mistaken.”
- “You have the right to remain silent. And unless you want me to leave you alone in the car with my partner, I would suggest that you use it.”
- “I hate the damn army, but I love these people.”
- “Why, why, oh why do you ask me questions that you absolutely positively know I’m not going to answer?”
- “You can say what you want. It’s always the guy in my job that ends up doing 18 months in Danbury minimum security prison.”
- “Civil liberties, good. Lawyers, bad.”
- “Let me see if I got this. The third story on the news tonight was that someone I didn’t know thirteen years ago when I wasn’t president participated in a demonstration where no laws were being broken in protest of something that so many people were against, it doesn’t exist anymore. Just out of curiosity, what was the fourth story?”
- “I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer.”
