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The buttler didn’t do it.
Fearing for it’s life from agentscarlett, the can went into hiding. Eventually agentscarlett gave up and the can felt free to come out of hiding. That’s when misseianna made her move. She tried to frame smoofy but forgot that smoofy was in Japan.
But smoofy is clever. She new we would never suspect her while she’s in Japan. This as her perfect opportunity to frame misseianna. smoofy sent her secret ninja fairy assassins (with special custom stealth fairy wings) to open the can and cook it’s contents. The can disappeared into the deep, dark underbelly of the pantry, hiding with the down and out, refried and baked beans. Trying not to be noticed by the Hamburger “Helper”, cowering in sites where no decent, self respeciting entre would be caught dead.
After the ninja fairies were killed by the watch cats, the chilli can again came out of hiding. Only to be opened and eaten by… The Mother!
Yes, The Mother ate the can of chilli. The last person we would suspect did the deed!