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Wives with kids who want new men.
Sorry, I’m not interested in kids who want new men…

Coupon-Ink for your Printer
What the hell is coupon-ink? Ink that only prints coupons?

Reliable Online drugstore. Order From US. We Deliver overnight.
I didn’t relize Us magazine was a drugstore…

My Mom did it with my Boyfriend.
Maybe you should stop introducing your boyfriends to your mom, eh?

1800 Stokes St Apt 9 San Jose CA Refi for Andrew
Really? You can really refinance my apartment? Even though I haven’t lived there since ‘99?

About your internet connection problems&why
I’m having an Internet connection problem? Damn! Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me these things!

Are you sure?
About what?

bloomington for multipliable
You said a mouth full.

boathouse
You to.

Cheap Cigarettes
Ya know, I don’t smoke, but damn, with prices like these, maybe I should start!

Do you need Antivirus Protection? Norton under 30 Bucks!
Linux, FREE!

elevate your soul
I don’t think you can help me with that.

enchesoun eternalized fullattended
I’m sure that means something in your language. In mine it means “I’m a stupid spammer.”

filler passport fancy durkin
“And I can’t get it up.” (Psst! I keep getting these emails about viagra. No use to me, but maybe it will help you?)

Foreclosures - search from 250,000 home listings
I’d rather search for things from my home, thankyouverymuch.

frizzle
Damn, even Snoop Dog is getting in on the spammer action.

Girl from church is looking for you
Really? And how did they get my email address?

Guarantee degrees from Prestigious non-accredited Universities
How does a prestigious university lose it’s accredation?

Hallo!
Hallo. Was wünschen Sie?

Have $500 in your account by tomorrow
Or you’ll do what?

he’ll
Psst! Where you’re going is spelled “hell”, not “he’ll”.

How to Win With Men;
Well it certainly isn’t by sending “how to win with men” emails to heterosexual men…

IT’S YOUR FUTURE!
What? WHERE?!?!?

Listen closely!
“That’s the sound of a spammers soul being sold to the devil”

Look Great in 2004, while sleeping.
I’d rarther look great while awake.

polonaise
Hmmm… Mayonaise… hollondaise… bernaise… Sorry, I don’t have a recipe for “polonaise”. Can’t help you.

Question for you…
The answer is “No, your mommy was wrong, you won’t go blind doing that, but you will grow up to be a spammer.”

Re:I need your help…
Your lawyer and a spammer are both drowning. Where do you go for lunch?

Sit down relax and have trust in us
You sold used cars in another life, didn’t you?

Tired of Running to the Post Office
Nah. I usually drive.

Work for just 5 hours a week!
I tried that once. My boss didn’t llike it very much.

Work from home anorexia
I told you, my name isn’t anorexia.

Working from home pleistocene
It’s not pleistocene either.

Your love life will never be better
I’m really sad to hear that, since it’s never been worse.

About BAT MITZVAH and a few gift ideas
I don’t know any 12 year old Jewish girls.

feel the growth…
No, I don’t think I will. You should probably see a doctor about that.

OPINION SURVEY - What do you think?
You’re a scum sucking, bottom feeding pea-brain who probably got beat up by the big kids and never got over being laughed at in the shower. Your uselessness to society is exceeded only by that of Bill Purdy. With dim bulbs like you around, even Dubya looks good. You should be skinned, parboiled and canned, placed on a shelf and labled “SPAM. Do not open until 2026.” Your skull is so dense it would solve our nuclear waste containment problem for the next 100,000 years.
But that’s just my opinon.